Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…
US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…
Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…
Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…
New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…
Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…