Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…
Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…
Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…
Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…
Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…