Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…
Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…
Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…
Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…
Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…
OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love…