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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…

Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
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Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius
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Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius

FinnJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

The most iconic homes in TV history are always up for grabs, and now it’s time for the exterior of…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…

Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…

Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…

DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps
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DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez is going after the US…

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