Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…
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Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…
Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original
As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…
Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…
Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It
The wait is over, and the brand new Pokémon Champions game has been unleashed on the world 🌎. Well, “unleashed”…
Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…
Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary Is Taking Over the Universe with a Super Cool Not at All Gimmicky New VR and AR Game That You’ll Definitely Play for More Than 5 Minutes
After the “stupendous success” (read: people actually liked it, what a miracle 🙌) of Project Hail Mary at the box…
Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Liberal justice fails again obviously
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…