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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
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Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? πŸŽΈπŸ’” Linkin Park is back…

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
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Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Breaking, Music News

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge has set a…

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