SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate
Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…
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Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!
Oh look, Microsoft finally figured out that gamers are too busy yelling at their screen to remember basic game mechanics.…
TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!
Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…
Spikes and Reprieves: The Hilariously Unpredictable Rollercoaster of Gas Prices Across the U.S. – Buckle Up, It’s a Wild Ride!
Oh, great! The Democrats’ energy policies are working so well that we’re now begging for advice from Obama’s energy czars.…
Strike Sneaks Up on Al Quds Day March in Iran: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Protest
Breaking: Trump’s Lasers Zap Tehran as Al Quds Day Rally Gets Roasted In a shocking turn of events that’s sure…
Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea
Breaking: Another “Accident” or Iranian Sabotage? Biden’s Weakness Gets Americans Killed Again In what the Pentagon is calling a “tragic…
Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?
Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring…
Trump 1.0 Crashed the Cuba Party: Diplomats Mourn the Good Times They Had
Deep State Diplomats Cry Like Babies as Trump Fixes Obama’s Cuba Mess Another swamp creature crawled out from under a…
Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?
Well, well, well… look who’s finally running out of clicks to count! BuzzFeed, the once-mighty kingdom of “Which Disney Princess…