Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…
A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…
Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A preliminary hearing has revealed some shocking details in the case…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…