ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot
Folks, can you believe the liberal outrage machine is at it again? It seems ICE dared to do their job…
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Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…
“We Bury The Dead” Poster: Starring People You’ve Heard Of, Because Zombies Aren’t Enough
Oh, SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! 🧟♂️ Another zombie flick? Because the world CLEARLY needed more of those! 🙄 Prepare yourselves for…
Charlotte’s Sheriff, Once a TV Star, Now Apparently an ICE Agent (LOL) | CNN
Sheriff McFadden’s Sanctuary City Shenanigans Backfire Spectacularly! Another Win for Trump’s America-First Immigration Policies! Garry McFadden, the darling of the…
New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics
Folks, can you believe it? The Deep State’s at it again, this time trying to make it look like organized…
Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)
So, Robert Plant, bless his ever-so-humble heart, popped by Nonesuch Records’ “Nonesuch Selects” video series. You know, the one where…
Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…
North Carolina Man Blames Bald Eagle for Cat-astrophic Windshield Incident, 911 Operator Wonders if It’s a Fur Real Emergency
Another day, another sign of the impending apocalypse, folks! I bet you won’t hear about this on Fake News CNN…
Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? “This Angry Pen Of Mine: Recovering The Journals Of Layne Staley” – a totally authorized…
Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie
Another Day, Another Socialist Snowflake Meltdown! A Florida sheriff’s deputy, a true American hero, was KILLED while serving an eviction…