CIA Stalked Khamenei Like a Clingy Ex Before Iran’s Deadly Strikes—Oops, We Mean Precision Operations
God Bless America and Our Great Ally Israel! Well, well, well, folks – it looks like the Deep State’s favorite…
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Brace Yourselves: Oil and Gas Prices Set to Skyrocket as Iran Gets Bombed — Who Knew War Was So Expensive?
Trump Strikes Back: Iran Attacks Will Mean Higher Gas Prices – But Who Cares? Well, well, well, looks like Sleepy…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as Iran Strikes: Brace Yourselves, Your Wallet’s About to Cry!
Breaking: War with Iran Set to Send Gas Prices Soaring, Bidenflation Strikes Back! Gas prices are about to skyrocket again,…
“Sen. Andy Kim: US Strikes on Iran? More Like ‘Against the Will of the American People’s Netflix Queue’”
Yet Another Liberal Crybaby Claims Americans Don’t Want Strong Leadership—Surprise, Surprise In a stunning display of out-of-touch elitism, Democrat Andy…
Hair Extensions: The Silent Killer Lurking in Black Women’s Locks? Studies Say Yes!
Deep State Tries to Scare Black Women Away from Braids with Bogus ‘Toxic Chemicals’ Claims The liberal media is at…
Berkshire Hathaway’s Quarterly Profit Takes a Dive Because Insurance Operations Are Basically the Titanic Now
Oh no, Warren Buffett’s golden goose is finally laying rotten eggs! Berkshire Hathaway’s profits are tanking faster than Biden’s approval…
Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…
ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…
Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp
Well, well, well, look what Amazon dragged in from the depths of Midgard! The streaming giant has finally blessed us…
Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…