Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…
Category: Breaking
Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…
Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…
Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…
Howard University Kicks Out 502 Students For Not Paying Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Howard University, a prestigious historically Black university in…
Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils
The most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) is coming to a theater near you: Coyote vs. ACME 🤣!…
Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣♂️ I mean, who needs a…
Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…