One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew
CNN Admits to Pedo Coverup as They Celebrate ‘Historic’ Photo of Epstein Pal Andrew! Well, well, well! Look what the…
Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics
Governor Newsom Confesses to Lifelong Battle with Dyslexia—Is He Trying to Distract from His Failed Leadership? In a shocking interview…
Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea
Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…
American Idol Reject Turns Home into Murder Scene, Proves Talent Isn’t Required for Crime
Oh great, another “American Idol” loser turns into a real-life criminal mastermind! What a shocker! So, Caleb Flynn, a 39-year-old…
‘House of the Dragon’ Season 3 Trailer Breakdown: Where Dragons Burn More Than Just Plot Holes and Characters Make Decisions as Confusing as Bran’s Timeline
Listen up, you Targaryen-obsessed, dragon-riding, incest-approving maniacs—House of the Dragon is back for Season 3, and it’s dragging us through…
KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…