Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…
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Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…
Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…
Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…
Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough
Get ready to witness the most epic tale of punk rock history, as told by the one and only Glen…
Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie announcement of the century? 🎥🍿 I mean, it’s not…
Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…
FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…