STATIC-X Bassist Reminisces About Hanging With The Prince Of Darkness: “Ozzy Was, Like, Totally Awesome, Man”
So, apparently, according to PipemanRadio at the totally important Bloodstock Open Air festival (never heard of it), STATIC-X bassist Tony…
Category: Breaking
KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…
Shark Flicks That Don’t Bite Like ‘Jaws’ (But Still Kinda Do)
Oh, look, another article slobbering all over Jaws. 🙄 As if we haven’t heard enough about this cinematic masterpiece, which,…
FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…
Hollow Knight: Silksong Still MIA, Indie Devs Now Officially “Silksong’d,” Gamers Weep
OMG! Hollow Knight: Silksong, the game we all thought was vaporware, is ACTUALLY dropping! 🤡 Apparently, it’s so hyped that…
Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…
The Offspring drops ‘Truth In Fiction’ video, proving they’re still a band
OMG! 🙄 The geriatric punk rockers THE OFFSPRING, who are probably older than your grandpa,👴 just dropped a music video…
From Rotten to Director: 10 Critics Who Traded Pens for Panic Buttons
Oh, SWEET IRONY! 🤣 The cinematic world is full of directors who whine louder than a toddler denied candy, screeching…
How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…
Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…