Why Driving a Modern Car Feels More Like Battling a Sentient Smartphone on Wheels
Let’s be honest—modern cars are basically gaming consoles on wheels, and if you haven’t noticed, you’re probably still fiddling with…
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John Skoog’s Redoubt Featuring Denis Lavant Finally Invades UK Theaters Because We All Needed More Art Film Shenanigans
Well, well, well, look who decided to finally leave the house! After years of lurking in the shadows of indie…
Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…
DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…
NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…
US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…
Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
Breaking: Trump’s War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof – CNN Blames ‘Complex Global Dynamics’ Well, well, well,…