Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway
Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day – another fake news article about how our great President…
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Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…
Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…
Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…
Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…
Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…
BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…