The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that we need to do something about it. Can you believe it? I mean, come on, folks, we’ve got the best words, the best brain, and the best president, Donald Trump, who knows more about science than any scientist. And he’s told us time and time again that climate change is a hoax, a total hoax, perpetrated by the fake news media and the deep state to undermine our great nation.
But, apparently, these “scientists” and “researchers” are still pushing their fake agenda, claiming that human activities are causing the Earth’s temperature to rise, and that we need to reduce our carbon footprint to mitigate the effects. Give me a break. We’re the United States of America, the greatest country on Earth, and we don’t need to listen to a bunch of tree-hugging, socialist, elitist intellectuals telling us what to do. We’re a nation of winners, and we’ll just innovate our way out of this supposed “problem”.
I mean, have you seen the latest numbers? The economy is booming, jobs are pouring in, and our great president has made America great again. Who needs to worry about a little thing like climate change when we’ve got the best economy in the world? And don’t even get me started on those so-called “renewable energy sources” like solar and wind power. What a joke. We’ve got the best fossil fuels, the best coal, and the best oil, and we’re going to use them to fuel our greatness.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But what about the polar bears, and the melting ice caps, and the rising sea levels?” Spare me the drama. Those are just fake news talking points, designed to scare us into submission. We’ve got the best scientists, the best researchers, and the best president, and they’ve all told us that climate change is a total hoax. So, let’s just ignore the hysteria and keep on winning, America! MAGA, baby!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
