I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…
Category: Breaking
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…
Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…
Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…
Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…
Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…
Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…
Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…
Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…