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Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
Breaking, Music News

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
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Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 25, 2026

We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff’s deputy who fatally shot…

Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
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Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…

Trump’s Go-To Economic Statistic Is Totally Useless Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Go-To Economic Statistic Is Totally Useless Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
Breaking, Games News

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
Breaking, Games News

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

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