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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…

GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe
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Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Get ready to take to the skies with the latest installment in the Ace Combat series, as I sat down…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
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Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…

TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
Breaking, Movie News

TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…

Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
Breaking, Movie News

Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…

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