Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…
Category: Breaking
US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…
US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…
ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…
L’AGENCE Finally Decides to Make Clothes That Won’t Get You Kicked Out of the Country Club for Looking Like a Total Slob On the Tennis Court
Oh boy, are you ready for some over-the-top, ridiculously expensive, and totally-not-needed tennis fashion? 🎾💅 Because L’AGENCE, the ready-to-wear line…
Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…
Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…