White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…
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Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…
BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…
Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…
F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…
Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…
Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…
Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…
Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…
Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…