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Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
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Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
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AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
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Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)
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I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Michigan’s own musical geniuses, I PREVAIL, have graced us with another banger, “Into Hell,” courtesy of Fearless Records. 🙄 Yes,…

LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
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LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…

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