Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS 👴👵— Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…
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FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our…
Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons
Operation Charlotte’s Web”: Finally, Someone’s Using Children’s Lit the RIGHT Way! While liberals cry about “raid” tactics (boo hoo!), President…
State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One
So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is now suddenly Mother Teresa after having a “sharp break” with our glorious…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…
Breaking: Reverend Jesse Jackson Plugged into Wall Socket, Family Claims He’s “Charging”
Looks like the race-baiting Reverend Jesse Jackson is finally facing the music! They say he’s on life support, probably because…
Couple Expected to Sleep Under Bridges, Instead, Annoyingly Finds Support and Now America’s Reputation is Ruined
Oh, CNN, always with the heartwarming tales of… *checks notes* …a couple of virtue-signaling vagrants expecting handouts. “Walking Across America”?…
Epstein repeatedly ridiculed Trump during 1st term as ‘f**king crazy,’ ‘dangerous,’ ‘not one decent cell in his body
Oh, look, CNN is digging up dirt on our glorious President Trump from that scumbag Epstein! Of course, they are!…
Preservationists sue over tiny-handed tyrant’s tacky Trump tower travesty | CNN Politics
Another day, another ridiculous lawsuit from the radical Left! Now the woke preservationists are crying because President Trump wants to…