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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…

Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)
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Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! JUJUTSU KAISEN: Execution is here to milk your wallets dry with a “movie” that’s basically just…

Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩‍🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats🦇, apparently…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
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Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

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