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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?
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London Film Festival Review: The Secret Agent – More like the Secretly Awful Agent, am I right?

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

As with most of Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho’s films, The Secret Agent defies easy classification because, let’s be honest,…

Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
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Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…

Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
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Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…

Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
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Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…

CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
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CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…

Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)
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Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful carp! 🎣 Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
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Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…

Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
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Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…

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