New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line
Read MoreThe OnionMONTGOMERY, AL—Calling it a “revolutionary way” to experience the full wrath of the carceral state, the Alabama Department…
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Palestinians Return To Devastated Northern Gaza
Read MoreThe OnionHundreds of thousands of Palestinians streamed into Gaza’s most heavily destroyed area after Israel opened the north for…
The First Amendment: Myth VS. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionThe post The First Amendment: Myth VS. Fact appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…
The Most Banned Books In The U.S.
Read MoreThe OnionBanning a book means making it less accessible by removing it from public libraries or dropping it from…
The Onion’s Streaming Guide
Read MoreThe OnionThe Sex Lives Of College Girls (Season 3), Max: The hit show is back to answer last season’s…
Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
Read MoreThe OnionATLANTA—According to a new study published Tuesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, not a single…
Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
Read MoreThe OnionA study published in the journal Nature Medicine found that about a million Americans a year are expected…
About-Facebook
Read MoreThe OnionThe post About-Facebook appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,”…
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
Read MoreThe OnionBad Bunny’s new album Debí Tirar Más Fotos has climbed to No. 1 on the Billboard charts, beating…
Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
Read MoreThe OnionTesla CEO Elon Musk faced immediate backlash for a gesture he made while addressing a crowd at a…