Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
Read MoreThe OnionATLANTA—According to a new study published Tuesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, not a single…
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Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
Read MoreThe OnionA study published in the journal Nature Medicine found that about a million Americans a year are expected…
About-Facebook
Read MoreThe OnionThe post About-Facebook appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
Read MoreThe OnionBad Bunny’s new album Debí Tirar Más Fotos has climbed to No. 1 on the Billboard charts, beating…
Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
Read MoreThe OnionTesla CEO Elon Musk faced immediate backlash for a gesture he made while addressing a crowd at a…
What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump pardoned approximately 1,500 rioters who participated in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol.…
Black Market Organ Dealer Tired Of Being Asked If He’s Seen ‘Squid Game’
Read MoreThe OnionJACKSONVILLE, FL—Saying he had grown irritated with all the people who wanted to know if his occupation was…
Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon
Read MoreThe OnionBEEKMAN, NY—Upon receiving the news that his name had somehow been included in an executive order granting clemency…
Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade appeared first on The…
Better Copulate Than Never
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Better Copulate Than Never appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…