Category: The Onion

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       A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to…

       NEW YORK—Raising the alarm about an increasingly unstable labor market, economists at Columbia University warned in a report published…

       Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference…

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       SÃO PAULO—In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls’ parents, and herself, pop star…

       ATLANTA—Hoping to provide clarity to consumers about their company’s food production standards, Chick-fil-A officials announced Monday that the two…

       Markwayne Mullin has been nominated to succeed Kristi Noem as the secretary of homeland security. The Onion shares everything…

       WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump…