Category: The Onion

       WABASH, IN—Emphasizing that her son’s young age had never stopped him from pursuing his dreams, local mother Hannah Butler…

       A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming…

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       WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with…

       SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home,…

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       WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation,…

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       AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta…

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