Study: Bonobos Capable Of Human-Like Pretend Play
A study published in Science found that a bonobo named Kanzi could play along when researchers offered him invisible…
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Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now
The post Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now appeared first on The Onion. The post Luge Gold…
Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn
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Report: Less Than 14% Of Those Arrested By ICE Had Criminal Record
Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S.…
DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting
BOSTON—In a move hailed as a breakthrough for round-the-clock gambling, sports betting company DraftKings announced Tuesday that users would…
‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event
OWENSBORO, KY—Insisting that the Winter Olympic sport was “basically just lying there and letting gravity happen,” local man Michael…
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
CHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would…
Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away
WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted…
Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased
The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic…
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered
With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion…