Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns
Read MoreThe OnionU.S. Special Counsel Jack Smith, who led the federal cases against Donald Trump on charges of trying to…
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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
Read MoreThe OnionMINNEAPOLIS—After months of declining sales at the retail chain, experts confirmed Tuesday that Target was losing market share…
Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…
Tips For Supporting New Parents
Read MoreThe OnionAdjusting to life with a newborn is a formidable task. The Onion presents tips for supporting the new…
Historic Wildfires Ravage Los Angeles
Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…
Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Revealing a steep decline in the populace’s knowledge of its own country, a distressing survey commissioned Monday by…
Artist Profile: SZA
Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter SZA has released Lana, the long-anticipated deluxe edition of her critically acclaimed 2022 album SOS. Here is…
At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day
Read MoreThe OnionThe post At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day appeared first on The Onion. Finn…
Meta To End Fact-Checking
Read MoreThe OnionMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company is abandoning the use of independent fact checkers, replacing them with…
Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…