Category: The Onion

       MAMANUCA ISLANDS, FIJI—In a revelation that prompted widespread calls for producers to remove him from the reality show’s villa, Love…

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       Disney’s live-action remake of Moana comes to theaters this weekend, a decade after the original animated film was released.…

       WASHINGTON—Aiming to cut costs after a poor fiscal quarter, Washington National Opera general director Timothy O’Leary announced plans Monday…

       LOS ANGELES—Audibly whispering “no, no, no” as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to…

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       FRAMINGHAM, MA—In an effort to provide customers with an ever-wider variety of merchandise at steep discounts, executives at TJ…

       WASHINGTON—Raising questions over the ethics of profiting in private business ventures while still holding office, a report released Tuesday found…

       HOUSTON—A new study published Thursday by researchers at the University of Houston revealed that the average American woman vastly…

       ORRVILLE, OH—Stressing that the change in the product line was a necessary adjustment to keep apace in the digital…