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Category: The Onion

‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Director Confirms Adrian Grenier Cameo As Corpse On Street
The Onion

‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Director Confirms Adrian Grenier Cameo As Corpse On Street

FinnApril 8, 2026

       NEW YORK—In an announcement that left fans of the 2006 original buzzing with excitement, The Devil Wears Prada 2…

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum
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J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum

FinnApril 8, 2026

       LONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday…

Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran
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Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran

FinnApril 7, 2026

       A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area…

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
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Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

FinnApril 7, 2026

       The post Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn appeared first on The Onion.    The post Snob Doesn’t…

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom
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Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom

FinnApril 7, 2026

       NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss…

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial
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Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

FinnApril 7, 2026

       The post Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial appeared first on The Onion.    The post Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial…

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
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Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

FinnApril 6, 2026

       NEW YORK—Describing the new film’s narrative choices as recklessly exploitative given the current climate, critics blasted The Super Mario…

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum

FinnApril 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump…

Social Media Users Sour On Democracy
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Social Media Users Sour On Democracy

FinnApril 6, 2026

       A Gallup survey found that heavy social media users are less likely to think democracy is the best form…

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise
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340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise

FinnApril 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In a tragic accident the Pentagon confirmed was currently under internal investigation, 340 million Americans were killed Tuesday in…

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