The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau
Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly a decade as prime minister, Justin Trudeau announced his resignation this week. The Onion sat down…
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This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It?
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U.S. Healthcare System By The Numbers
Read MoreThe OnionCompared to similar high-income nations, Americans spend twice as much on healthcare, yet have lower life expectancies and…
Justin Trudeau Resigns
Read MoreThe OnionCanadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau resigned as polls indicated that his Liberal Party was set to be trounced…
Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna
Read MoreThe OnionTOKYO—Working for nearly eight hours to bring the record-setting catch aboard, a group of Japanese fishermen reportedly reeled…
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
Read MoreThe OnionKOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall…
Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Emphasizing that Americans need to get their travel documents updated because the agency wasn’t messing around anymore, the…
LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Reminding his son that he won’t be on the roster forever, Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James…
Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionWith the start of a new year, millions of Americans are honing in on their fitness goals and…
Labor Board Classifies ‘Love Is Blind’ Contestants As Employees
Read MoreThe OnionThe National Labor Relations Board issued a complaint against the hit reality show Love Is Blind in which…