Category: The Onion

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       California banned the use of “sell by” labels on food packaging in an effort to cut down on food…

       WASHINGTON—Offering new insight into the origins of America’s founding document, a group of leading historians published a report this…

       NEW YORK—Rising from his seat as the first notes of Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance” blasted over…

       NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe,…

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       WESTFIELD, IN—Reflecting on how his past struggles had fueled him on his road to becoming a champion, professional eater…

       NEW YORK—Navigating the venue in search of his place setting, wedding guest Andy Reid was reportedly pleased Friday to…

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