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Category: The Onion

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas
The Onion

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

FinnApril 5, 2026

       The post Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas appeared first on The Onion.    The post Rich Parents Fill…

Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General
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Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General

FinnApril 4, 2026

       President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein…

Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit Lobotomy
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Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit Lobotomy

FinnApril 3, 2026

       The post Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit Lobotomy appeared first on The Onion.    The post Pam Bondi Brought…

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer 
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Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer 

FinnApril 3, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth…

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
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Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

FinnApril 3, 2026

       The post Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz appeared first on The Onion.…

Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff
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Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff

FinnApril 3, 2026

       SACRAMENTO, CA—Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento…

Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
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Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

FinnApril 3, 2026

       BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply…

Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Create Federal Voting List

FinnApril 2, 2026

       President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service…

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta
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Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta

FinnApril 2, 2026

       ATLANTA—Forced to call off the approximately $4 billion journey around the moon due to unforeseen delays experienced by its…

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
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What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

FinnApril 2, 2026

       The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the…

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