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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
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Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…

Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
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Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently
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Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields, a case that’s been open for decades. Folks, this…

Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
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Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…

Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
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Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…

Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself
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Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Renée Richards, a trailblazing transgender woman who took the tennis world by…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…

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