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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
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Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…

WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
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Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

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