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Day: September 10, 2026

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of HIS WORDS. In…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash
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Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

JAY-Z’s latest stadium concert near Paris on Thursday, September 10th, featured a special guest appearance by Justin Timberlake. The show,…

Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: How the Dominican Baseball Factory Traps Young Players and Their Families With False Promises — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 7% — Mostly Reality Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, behold the curious…

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
The Onion

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       The post Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed appeared first on The…

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