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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
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Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…

The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
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The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…

Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release
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Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Before there was Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson, there was Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. While 1994’s Interview with the…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
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Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…

Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
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Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 29, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…

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