Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: 4K

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
Breaking, Music News

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
Breaking

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
Breaking, Movie News

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

Spider-Man Swings onto 4K Ultra HD in Brand New Day
Live

Spider-Man Swings onto 4K Ultra HD in Brand New Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The 4K Ultra HD edition of Spider-Man: Brand New Day is available for pre-order now via Amazon. It’s the highest-grossing…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
Breaking, Movie News

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
Breaking, Games News

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
Breaking, Games News

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

Posts pagination

1 2 … 4 Next

Latest posts

  • Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
  • NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
  • TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
  • Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
  • Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
September 2026
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.