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The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress
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The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress

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Netflix just released the first trailer for the Stranger Things Season 5 BTS documentary, releasing on January 12th. Get ready…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…

Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video
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Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, the Left’s new favorite victim: innocent Somali business owners in Minnesota, who’ve suddenly become the target of a nationwide…

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
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Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts

Big ElephantDecember 27, 2025December 27, 2025

Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…

Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
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Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…

Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…

The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
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The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)

FinnDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…

Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
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Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…

Gavin Rossdale’s 12 Days of Dogmas: Because Even Bushes Need to Rescue Puppies
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Gavin Rossdale’s 12 Days of Dogmas: Because Even Bushes Need to Rescue Puppies

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

🎸🐾 Rock Star Gives Up Guitar Solos to Become Professional Dog Influencer in “12 Days of Dogmas” Campaign 🐶📸 In…

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