Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…
Tag: 90s
Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money
The latest video game adaptation to hit theaters is Street Fighter, a movie that embodies the spirit of a ’90s…
Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…
Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…
Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…
BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
Oh no, it’s happening again! 🙄 BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…
Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…
Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…
Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…
Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…