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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…

Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
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Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 30, 2026

Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…

Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
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Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…

EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…

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