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Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
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Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…

AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…

ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE
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ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩🎸 German/American heavy metal legends ACCEPT are celebrating 50 years…

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