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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…

Udo still making music somehow
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Udo still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…

Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
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Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…

Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…

Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
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Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
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Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
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San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush
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Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is going against the grain,…

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