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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes
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Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Arc System Works is shaking things up in the fighting game genre with their latest release, MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls.…

Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
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Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
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Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Elites Flock to Private Clubs in London and New York apparently
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Elites Flock to Private Clubs in London and New York apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trend in London and New York, where private members…

Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Esports pro teams are no longer just chasing trophies—they’re chasing your attention 24/7 👀
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Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…

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