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SWAN Webinar: RSD – The Magical Tale-Weaver That Makes Up Stuff So You Don’t Have To

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Join Teodora Byrne for a thrilling exploration of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! 🎪 Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the…

Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Esports pro teams are no longer just chasing trophies—they’re chasing your attention 24/7 👀
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Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Oh, Look, Gaming Is No Longer a Rocket Science Degree—Who Knew?
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From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…

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2026 Women’s Jazz Fest: Ms. Lisa Fischer Steals the Show (and Maybe Your Man)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Women’s Jazz Festival celebrates women of the African diaspora and their contributions to jazz. The Schomburg Center’s centennial celebration continues…

How to Make Your Website So Boring People Can’t Wait to Leave (But Also Buy Stuff)
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How to Make Your Website So Boring People Can’t Wait to Leave (But Also Buy Stuff)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

Ready to make your website less “abandoned blog” and more “actual business”? Let’s do this. 😎 Join Andy Leitch, the…

Breaking News: The House Has Officially Opened Its Doors—And No, It’s Not a Garage Sale!
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Breaking News: The House Has Officially Opened Its Doors—And No, It’s Not a Garage Sale!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Eventbrite’s 2026 footer is a nostalgia trip. The giant “Eventbrite + Ticketfly” logo in the footer is a throwback to…

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Maine’s Biggest Vintage Pop-Up Market: Where Lost Socks and Grandpa’s Old Records Finally Find Their Forever Home

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Visit Maine’s largest vintage pop up market at Thompson’s Point. Shop 100+ vendors stationed across TWO venues. Because one venue…

Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
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Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…

World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight
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World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Grab your Tinfoil Hats and Prepare the Salt Shakers, Champions of Azeroth! It’s time for the “Twilight Ascension” pre-patch, because…

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