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Tag: Acoustic

Daughtry Expands 20 Years Unplugged US Tour Into 2027
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Daughtry Expands 20 Years Unplugged US Tour Into 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Daughtry have announced a second leg of their “20 Years Unplugged” tour for Winter 2027. The new dates kick off…

69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…

ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
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ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
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Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…

KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…

EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate
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EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the Innovation For All (IFA) Trade Show rolls around and companies…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

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