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Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
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Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…

Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…

Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
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Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…

LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
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LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
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US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
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New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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