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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently
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GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who’s in a bit of hot water. Apparently,…

GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
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Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…

Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights
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Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

The ’80s generation of Transformers fans is mourning the loss of Peter Cullen, the iconic voice of Optimus Prime, who…

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
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Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
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ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

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