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Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump’s Justice Department is trying to…

Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab
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Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another way to isolate themselves from the world, RayNeo has partnered with the Call…

Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident
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GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest campaign blitz, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt
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Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Few games have piqued my interest quite like STRANGER THAN HEAVEN, the latest project from Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio. From…

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

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