Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who got tossed into the air by a…
Tag: action
Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…
NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…
Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…