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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
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Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
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Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
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US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…

Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
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Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…

Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
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Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…

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