Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters
Oh great, another Spider-Man movie ð. As if we needed more of Tom Holland in spandex, desperately trying to convince…
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Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
OMG! ðē After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! ðŧ I mean, his face…
DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. ðą James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Oh, boy, oh, boy! ðĪŠ Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…
Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
Oh, dear! ð It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…
Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (ð) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
OMG! ðĶ ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! ð Seriously, who knew people…
Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. ð Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…
OMG! YÅtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðĨģ Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…
Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
Oh boy, buckle up buttercups ðŠ, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…