SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…
Tag: action
Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…
CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Mistaken for a CNN Documentary — White House Freaks Out
What was meant to be a gritty remake of Stephen King’s dystopian classic turned out to be something way more…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…
Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! 🙄 Because the first one was just *so* good,…
US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…
Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…
Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…
McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…