Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…
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WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…
Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!
Millennium Media has officially announced the development of John Rambo, a prequel to the classic First Blood. Set during the…
Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)
OMG! 😱🎸 Orianthi, she of the almost-was-but-not-quite Michael Jackson fame, is dropping a new album called “Some Kind Of Feeling”!…
Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)
Okay, so I guess someone actually remembered Lost in Random. I mean, I reviewed that thing back in 2021 and…
Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. 🙄 And this time, she’s gracing…
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Back — Not Just in Movies, But in Politics: «Kung Fury II» as the Secret 2028 Campaign Kickoff
The internet just exploded with a bombshell for movie buffs, political junkies, and conspiracy theorists alike — a 10-minute teaser…