Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…
Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto
Breaking news, folks! 🚨👀 The highly anticipated Season 3 of Amazon’s Fallout TV series just got a whole lot more…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…