Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
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Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…
Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…
GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…
Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…
Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…