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Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
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Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”
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Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

The liberal media is at it again, desperately trying to smear President Trump’s administration over Tulsi Gabbard’s perfectly reasonable trip…

Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)
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Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…

GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
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GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…

OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America
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OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…

A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
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A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…

Pure! Travel Group Just Discovered Their Own Company in a Webinar and Now You’re Invited
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Pure! Travel Group Just Discovered Their Own Company in a Webinar and Now You’re Invited

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

In 1997, Bram Evers fled the Netherlands for Ecuador. He hasn’t stopped talking about it since. 🇳🇱 Pure! Travel Group…

World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight
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World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Grab your Tinfoil Hats and Prepare the Salt Shakers, Champions of Azeroth! It’s time for the “Twilight Ascension” pre-patch, because…

Enshrouded Teases 1.0 Release Window and Roadmap, Gamers Finally Allowed to Leave the Shroud
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Enshrouded Teases 1.0 Release Window and Roadmap, Gamers Finally Allowed to Leave the Shroud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Enshrouded Developers Finally Reveal That ‘Autumn 2026’ Is Actually Code for ‘Please Stop Asking Us For A Release…

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Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive Psychologie: Wo man lernt, auch den Dolch im Rücken als “Wachstumschance” zu befeuern

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Join us for a thrilling Zoom adventure into Positive Psychology on January 22, 2024! 🌟 The Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive…

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