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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab
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Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic adventure of your life? 🀯 Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp is…

Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name
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Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

We’ve got a real treat for you, folks! πŸΏπŸ‘½ A new movie is coming out, and it’s going to be…

Ariel Winter Talks Sisters Grimm And Animation On New Podcast
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Ariel Winter Talks Sisters Grimm And Animation On New Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Ariel Winter has spent a good chunk of her career growing up in front of America, but these days, she’s…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🀯πŸŽ₯…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine
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Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

As the gaming landscape continues to evolve, one thing remains constant: the sheer volume of incredible indie games hitting the…

RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more
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RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

The legendary MMO RuneScape has been around for 25 years, and in that time, it’s undergone more changes than a…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

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