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Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
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Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…

CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
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CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…

Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”
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Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Another day, another Democrat delaying tactics! Speaker Johnson is doing the Lord’s work by making sure this new Congresswoman-elect isn’t…

CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
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CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…

OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
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OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…

Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)
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Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Utah’s RINO Republicans are at it again, folks! They’ve “approved” a new congressional map that might—MIGHT—give those socialist Democrats a…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
Elephant Reads CNN

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…

Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
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Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…

Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…

Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
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Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…

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