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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
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Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
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SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
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GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…

Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana
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Trump’s Mojo Put To Test In Louisiana

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Louisiana Republican voters are about to decide whether…

Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now
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Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Texas is about to make some big changes to its public school curriculum, folks, and I’m not sure if I…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
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Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
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Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…

Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
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Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…

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